ass crackle plop
a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of black cats going off) followed by a spray of sh-t.
this usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your sh-t pastie. the fart can only get through the sh-t in small, quick bursts. the sh-t that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create sh-t spray marks.
d-mn, ne-gro, you got that -ss crackle plop all over my toilet and sh-t.
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