Ass Cream Cone
-ss cream cones, contrary to popular belief, are not made of sugar, spice, or anything nice. after a face-numbing round of -n-l s-x, a heaping load of s-m-n is deposited into the swollen, throbbing sphincter of the hungry customer. when the tank has been filled, the depositor then places an ice cream cone, sugar or waffle, underneath the “dispenser”. when the cone has been filled, he then serves it to the impatient customer in a manner deemed appropriate. a real gentleman would serve this with a napkin, as it is a very messy treat. flavors include, but may not be limited to: vanilla, chocolate, strawberry, the neopolitan, even chocolate dipped…
one sunny afternoon, little janie was at the park with her father. it was warm out, so she asked her daddy to take her to get an ice cream cone. daddy was hungover from the night before and misheard little janie. memories of the -ss cream cone he had served mommy last night quickly surfaced. he denied her request stating that she was too young to be asking for such things…
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