Ass Creed 2
a hoe that likes it up the -ss every day. she/he is only worth 5 cents and buys their clothes at walmart. usually works at sonic, mcdonalds, or taco bell. considers themselves to be the smartest people on earth. when in reality are the dumbest. normally found in california or newyork.
“yo man, you see that -ss nickle right there? i hit that last night.”
“carl, you’re disgusting. tomorrow you need to get tested for std’s.”
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