ass crime
the act of rubbing hard or scratching the area just above the tail of a dog.
note that -ss crime enjoyment increases with the age of the dog
you love your -ss crime don’t you scoobs!
Read Also:
- assduff
see asdf -don’t have anything else to do- -ssduff -ssduff -ssduff
- it goes
what you click while taking that silly survey if you hate the definition. i hated the definition for zen-kutsadoshi so i clicked on “it goess”
- bumette
a b-mette is a female b-m. a ‘lady b-m’ if you will. i heard that the b-mette down on 6th street got a new shopping cart.
- kluntsworth
marijuana blunt, see woobanger “you tryin to smokea kluntsworth”
- Head pecking
the less than subtle attemp to seduce someone by displaying strong animal tendencies. in a cl-ssic exaple of head pecking one might say “you have no idea how bad i wanna peck your head right now!”