ass-crisco


-ss-crisco means obvious lies. originated from an experience with smelly, expired crisco that never said it was expired on the can. often used by saying one can smell the -ss-crisco, reffering to the way the bad crisco smelled to give away its nastiness.
nina- this hot guy was totally hitting on me.
kirsten- girl, shut up. i can totally smell your -ss-crisco all the way over here.

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    defining one’s s-xual preference or s-xual appet-te now that i’m a convicted felon i’m going to have to put up with all the other prisoners -ss hungry appet-te’s 1 more definition add your own to hunger for -ss. used to describe a male h-m-s-xual’s cravings for consensual -n-l spelunking. bobby, are you sure you want […]

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    to eat one’s pants or underwear with their own -ss. aka a wedgie. d-mn, her -ss is hungry! she straight up swallowed those pants.

  • Ass Kite

    a kite that is sp-wned, and flown, out of your -sshole “that’s a really nice -ss kite, nick jonas.” “thanks, i have no friends” 2 more definitions add your own toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s b-tt instead of flushing down the toilet. it hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, […]

  • ass nation

    a phrase used when the quality or state of things in the present are so -ssy, terrible, annoying, or otherwise agitating, that a sovereign territory of utter -ss is created -you’re getting your -ss kicked at fifa by st. vincent & the grenadines- “well this is just -ss nation!”

  • Ass-pineapple

    a person who is continuing to be a royal pain in the tukus. that nibras bawa fellow is such an -ss-pineapple!


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