Ass Crispy


an -ss crispy: the lint at the top of your -sscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. the color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. commonly mistaken for dingleberries.
ewww! don’t flick your -ss crispy at me!

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