ASS CROUTON
the clinging of fecal residue and toilet paper fragments to one’s -n-l hairs; a disgustingly deplorable condition that unequivocally creates a lack of hygiene in this unpleasantly moist and stinky cavity. more commonly referred to as “dingleberries,” or fartleberries.”
with the amount of -ss croutons that i was packing, you could have tossed quite a salad down there! only problem was, i wished my girlfriend would have used ranch dressing instead of italian!
b-tt crunchies. (see be-low)
she did a reach-around, and in so doing, came up with a handful of -ss croutons.
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