ass crunch
the term of calling someone a r-t-rd, stupid head, or responding to someone by calling them it, after they say something stupid
idiot#1: you got monkey wallupped!
idiot#2: your such an -sscrunch
2 more definitions
indicated you like to nibble on the occasional b-m cheek, with teeth. give it a crunch.
you’re a f-cking -ss crunch
the name you would give to someone who clearly and directly ruins a moment for you and causes you to feel emotional pain as if you were being bitten or “crunched” in the b-ttocks or “-ss”
you -ss-crunch, i was going… to f-ck her until you told me she had crabs; now i’ll never get laid
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