Ass Damn
a wad of toilet paper situated between the left and right b-tt cheek, just covering the -n-s. most commonly used as a moisture block/absorbent on a hot summer day but may also be utilized during times of bowel irregularities. also provides some relief as an odor absorbent. left in place, the -ss d-mn is an effective remedy against such ailments as dysentery, swamp -ss and hershey squirts.
note: the application of the -ss d-mn has been directly linked to an increase in dingle berry activity.
a wad of soft 2 ply toilet paper makes the best -ss d-mn. however, this may subst-tued with napkins, paper towels, hankeys, cotton b-lls or newspaper in times of stress.
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stuff or something. replacement for something that you cannot describe.
go get the -ssd-mn.
i put the -ssd-mn over there.
what in the -ssd-mn was that?
you hit me right in the -ssd-mn!
where did you put the -ssd-mn?
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