Ass Douche Bag


usually a member of the millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving partic-p-tion awards and high praise. however, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.
jimmy’s parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his cl-ss. jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can’t have the president’s parking spot and monthly bonuses. after all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he’s the best. jimmy is an -ss douche bag.

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