ass dust
(n) a rank collection of dust, formed by years of dead skin, dried farts, and dandruff that collects on office chairs or anyplace else people put their gross -sses.
philly was doing his ‘ace ventura’ bit when he slammed his face onto an office chair. you should have seen the gigantic cloud of -ss dust that exploded out of it.
the glittery perfume that strippers wear.
you can overdose on -ssdust, it can make you do all kinds of dumb sh-t like pay $10 for a gl-ss of water.
the same as t-tty sprinkles…but for -sses. the dust a fairy sprinkles on young girls -sses around 13 or 14 years of age to enlarge the -ss. not to be mistaken with this so called “p-b-rty”.
that girls -ss is huge…i guess the -ss dust came early for her.
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