Ass Eating
a s-xual practice once stigmatized, yet reclaimed to be sacred by the proud and profound writings of lil b “the based g-d” in his rare based freestyle, imma eat her a$$. in this rap, the based g-d tells of the great ways in which he is going to pleasure his female s-xual partner, whilst ridiculing the p-ssy -ss suckas who are not brave and dedicated enough to perform these s-x acts, namely “-ss eating”. at the end of this inspirational song, lil b “the based g-d” explicitly gives a shout-out to lesbian women who eat -ss. straight up.
kevin: hey brian, how was your date?
blake: yeah, was she cute?
brian: she knows i’m into -ss eating, i ate the whole -ss bruh.
kevin and blake: #tybg
rob: hey matt, i heard jake broke up with mary.
matt: yeah, i hear jake didn’t eat the whole -ss.
rob: how can jake rep task force if he doesn’t practice -ss eating?
jake: i ate that -ss, the f-ck are you talking about..? task force, b-tch mob!
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