ass extension
n. a phrase used by the recipient of a phone call that he or she does not wish to speak with you at the moment. somewhat akin to “talk to the hand”.
“h-llo? oh, it’s you again. listen, my -ss’s extension is 3459. let me put you on hold for a moment while i transfer you.”
“i’m going to give you my direct -ss extension, please call directly next time.”
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