ass-fiasco
after having an -ssplosion or giving birth to a huge t-rd baby, you reach round to wipe yourself, but find there is not enough toilet paper in the world to clean up the mess which seems to have traveled everywhere and you are stranded for what seems to be eternity in the 13th ring of h-ll trying to clean up, but your efforts are fruitless and you have to shower.
i had an -ss-fiasco on my hands……..literally……
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