Ass fungi
scientists strongly believe -ss fungi (-ssius mostfungist) originated from manda moo of tuncurry.
a highly contagious fungi, originating on the b-ttocks, it reproduces as-xually, using air-born spores, which when air-borne can contaminate others who come in contact with a carrier. when the spores germinate, they expand and consume whatever food source is on hand, be it living or dead.
what is most disturbing is if a female living carrier reproduces, it infects the new born child making an almost unstoppable highly contagious super being, known as an -ss baby. (refer to -ss baby)
a cure for -ss fungi is yet to be found.
josh told me to stay away from kerrie because she has serious -ss fungi.
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