ass glasses
gl-sses that allow you to be stimulated by the saggiest/smelliest/raunchiest of -sses.
guy 1: “what’d you do last night?”
guy 2: “hooked up with kellie…”
guy 1: “dude… shes fugly!”
guy 2: “yeah, but i used my -ss gl-sses…made her look like eva mendez!”
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