Ass-Haidery
may seem similar to its r-t-rded cousin “-sshattery” but -ssuredly it is not. -ss-haidery takes hatin’ -ss buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. there are many ways to define and spot an -ss-haider including the constant barrage of bullsh-t and conceited comments produced during general conversation. frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.
1. “man, that dude suffers from major -ss-haidery”
2. the teacher showed the most digusting display of -ss-haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.
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