ass hampster
when you shove a hampster up your -sshole. usually done by gay men as a s-xual activity.
man i really wanna have an -ss hampster i bet it would feel good
n.
1. one who flutters between being considered part of a group and being an outcast.
2. an unwelcomed guest that few people are extremely bothered by.
“alex is really annoying, he’s always following us around and acting like he’s our friend.. what an -ss hampster.”
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