ass hockey


compet-tion between two or more males, the goal of which is the -ssertion of superior masculinity, but to the outside observer appears h-m-s-xual in nature.
bruce and todd’s wrestling match turned into pure -ss hockey when bruce’s hand lingered in todd’s crotch area on multiple occ-ssions.

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  • Assholecrust

    (-ss-hole-krust) n. 1.)the crust of an -sshole 2.) one who posseses generally deviant and/or immature behavior. “dude, i cant stand that guy andrew and his towel snapping.” “don’t sweat him homie, he’s -ssholecrust.”

  • assisian

    it’s more kewl and asian way to say -ssasin i am -ssisian, and i work for yakuza

  • ass kissy

    action or gestures from a rude and insensitive pr-ck, to a real -ss kisser after the person figured out the only thing you were trying to do was help them in the first place. the b-tch was -ss kissy after she realized the benefits of having the support of my services.

  • ass murder

    (1) murder committed by a donkey. (2) a murder committed by sitting on someone’s face and farting. ergo the phrase “silent but deadly.” (1) did you hear about the donkey farmer who was -ss murdered? (2) please, anything but an -ss murder!

  • Ass Vampire

    n: a slang word used to describe a h-m-s-xual -ss vampirism v: the act of sucking someone’s -ss that guy sure looks like an -ss vampire!


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