ass hurt
a display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.
raul got all -ss hurt when jimmy didn’t return his text message right away.
2 more definitions
add your own
a drink in which bob saget hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.
mary-kate: holy sh-t what happend to you last night?
ashly: i dont know, the last thing i remembered was taking a sip from bob saget’s chocolate milk.
mary-kate: i remember my first -ss hurt
a type of alcoholic beverage…only instead of a hangover you wake up the next morning lying flat on your stomach with a horrible pain in your -ss. this is due to the fact that someone has drugged your beverage and violated your -n-s
bob saget gave mary kate and ashley olsen a tasty -sshurt last night and they woke up feeling rather sore.
Read Also:
- Assivator
n. 1. the help one receives from behind when getting in a big wheeled truck. 2. putting both hands on another’s but to help them up the stairs. i needed an -ssivator to get up in the truck. he was so drunk, he needed an -ssivator to get him up the stairs.
- Assmint
a descriptive word to say to a person, who stinks, or likes to dismiss foul odors from ones body. you need an -ssmint, preen is an -ssmint 2 more definitions add your own when using something green as a d-ld- and then sh-ting green ooze after man i had a huge -ss mint last night […]
- ass moth
-ss moth a guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire. mike: yo, i saw sven hanging around the sorority house again. andy: that guy is such an […]
- assnasty
person who is very very ugly or extremely unnattractve cathy is -ssnasty. her lips form like a r-ct-m.
- ass of Jack
another, nicer way of calling someone a jack-ss my ex is a complete -ss of jack.