ass hymen
the hymen of the -ss. of course, it doesn’t actually exist, but it’s something in the same vein as how the v-g-n-l hymen refers to female virginity.
“dude, did you break your -ss hymen?” (…lose your -n-l virginity?)
what is broken by gay men/those that engage in -n-l. signs the next morning include limping and p–p d-ck. also could be broken by something doctors do, aka prostate exam. if it gets broken and you are straight, it is a great source of humiliation and probably a good reason to kill yourself
jack-“i wanna put in your b-tt”
some girl-“i don’t think we should”
she does
jack-“oh my g-d! you just sh-t everywhere!”
the breaking of her -ss hymen…memorable to everyone
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