Ass-imo


likes to be called “emmy”. an amazingly stupid person who tries to work in a technical field.
-ss-imo’s try to get by on looks or s-xual favors in return for others doing their job.
a mean person to those who can’t help them, obsequious and overly kind to those who they think can.
emmy was p-ssed because the client expected her to solve the problem. she screamed as she slammed down the phone: idiot, idiot, idiot; e-d-i-o-t!

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