ass in the wind
rockin’ the missionary position in public. on a windy day, you’ll wish she went on top.
steve: hey man, you didn’t come back to the club
jerry: yeah i know, me and wendy hooked up
steve: -ss in the wind?
jerry : -ss in the wind!
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