Ass Jacked
getting -ssjacked is all about being screwed over or taken advantage of. you either get jacked, or you’ve jacked someone else!
promised a promotion at work, instead i got -ssjacked and they gave it to someone else!
every time i fuel up, i’m being -ssjacked at the pump!
to be beaten so badly in a game that the loser has to check to see if he still has an -ss.
man, the raiders -ssjacked the cowboys 45-3 yesterday!
to unwillingly partic-p-te in the act of -n-l intercourse, or, to have your sh-t pushed in,
my homie went to prison and got -ss jacked!
man i think someone -ss jacked me at that party the other night
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