ass jousting


when two males put on helmets and one runs full speed at the other with the hopes of getting his dong in the others -ss. a less fun version involves a male and female. also referred to as lanceless jousting, it was common in the medieval times before man invented horses.
dude: hey ben i’ve been craving some -ss jousting for the past couple weeks how bout you?

ben: me too my b-tt’s felt way too tight recently, how does tonight sound?
a sport involving two compet-tors who attempt to knock down their opponent by scuttling down the playing field and b-mping each other with their -sses.

-ss-jousting is best played at 2am with bored college students, not looking for s-xual games.
-ss-jousting is the best sport ever!
to ram or punch -sses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish
mike smith got caught -ss jousting with a black kid from georgia

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