Ass Kite


a kite that is sp-wned, and flown, out of your -sshole
“that’s a really nice -ss kite, nick jonas.”
“thanks, i have no friends”
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toilet paper that accidentally sticks to someone’s b-tt instead of flushing down the toilet. it hangs out of the back of an unknowing person’s pants, leaving a brown tattered kite blowing in the wind.
look at that -ssclown flying a 6 foot long -sskite
a light framework covered with cloth, plastic, or paper, designed to be flown in the wind at the end of a long string, which is held between the b-ttocks of a man or woman. holding the string in any other manner renders it merely a kite.
it’s a nice day. i think i’ll head down to the beach and fly an -sskite. with my -ss.

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