Ass-knots

the scenario in which one’s crack hair becomes one great big sweaty knot, usually provoked by a long day of walking in the heat. the knot will increase in size by every step taken and will be further glued in position by the person’s perspiration.
attempts of ripping or untangling the knot will lead to a long lasting stinging sensation, resulting in a bruised and puckered -ss crack.
prolonged negligence of -ss-knots can lead to a seriously painful crack and recent evidence have shown that soldiers worlwide prefer to wax or shave their -ss crack and genitals as counter measure to prevent further
-ss-knots while on patrol.
“dude, i’ve got a serious case of the -ss-knots.”

one soldier to another:
“i just tried to rip away my -ss-knots and now my crack is bleeding.”

tourist guide to sightseeing group:
“all right everyone we’re gonna go sightseeing in rome, so prepare for -ss-knots!”

“man, i can’t even take a dump with all these acc-mulated -ss-knots in the way…”
a tangle found in the -ss crack consisting of hair, toilet paper, sweat and bits of dried sh-t. typically found in men, horrifying when found in women.
when i pulled out that -ssknot i ripped out my -ss hair and my fingers smelled like sh-t.
a kid that sits on rolls of quarters.
hey -ssknots! get out of your garage and get a life you f-g!