ass lap
an -ss lap is when a girl has an -ss so big that it creates a make-shift lap in the back which can be used as a shelf, or a inconvenient place for a cat to take a nap.
hey, i set my beer down for a second and now it’s gone. did you see where it went?” “yeah man, it’s over there, you set it on amanda’s -ss lap and she walked away.” “oh sh-t man, my bad.
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