ass leap
1. sleeping
2. to overcome an obstacle with great success.
3. to leap over a b-ttocks.
1. i’m -ss-leap.
2. i -ss leaped that -ssignment, and i’m sure to get an a.
3. let me -ss leap that -ss. yeaaaaaaah.
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