ass list


a list, usually written sloppily on the wall of a high school boys’ bathroom stall, of the girls in that school whom the writer considers to have the best b-tts. other boys may add onto this list if they deem a certain girl worthy of placement. often referred to as “the -ss list”.
1) girl: hey allie, i snuck into the boy’s bathroom yesterday ’cause i really had to go and the girls’ room was locked…and apparently you’re number 3 on the -ss list…

2) boy 1: yo, what’s the name of that chick with the tight booty?

boy 2: allie.

boy 1: last name?

boy 2: sorella. why?

boy 1: ’cause i’m gonna go into the bathroom and put her on the -ss list. i just need a pen…

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