Ass Machine Gun


a bombardment of explosive farts and sh-t-projectiles that shoot out of the -n-s at rapid speeds so fast that if you try to use toilet paper, it will shoot right through it leaving holes with brown rings around it.

-usualy sounds like: “kack kack kack kack kersplash kack kack kack kack kack”
i was sitting on the toilet and started to freak out as my -ss machine gun started annihilating my toilet bowl with the most potent highpowered sh-t ive ever smelt in my life.

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