ass memory
when you have the perfect memory of the perfect b-tt, in a way of having a brain journal of all p-ssed perfect b-tts you have actually seen and can recite every detail about them from memory.
brian used his -ss memory to describe a girl he had seen earlier at the gym that day.
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