Ass-miles
1: a unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a s-xually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of b-tt-pirating.
2: a reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.
1: “i say, nigel, wouldn’t you agree that ian has attained more -ss-miles than christian on their b-tt-pirating expeditions?”
“mmm, quite.”
2: taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of -ss-miles he was required to bike.
1: a unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a s-xually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of b-tt-pirating.
2: a reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.
1: “i say, nigel, wouldn’t you agree that ian has attained more -ss-miles than christian on their b-tt-pirating expeditions?”
“mmm, quite.”
2: taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of -ss-miles he was required to bike.
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