ass mocha


the frothed -j-c-l-t- created inside a r-ct-m when penetration continues after -j-c-l-t–n, causing the -j-c-l-t- to acquire a foamy texture that resembles frothed milk with chocolate – as in a mocha. this term can be applied to both heteros-xual and h-m-s-xual -n-l intercourse.
when elton john pulled his c-ck out of clay aiken’s stretched -sshole after c-mming twice, his frothy load made clay’s gaper look like an -ss mocha.
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the result of drinking a lot of coffee on an empty stomach and later blowing it back out in the sh-tter. it will will typically have a liquid consistency, be light brown in color, and have a rich colombian aroma.
“dawg, i fully expelled near a gallon of -ss mocha in the sh-tter just now.”

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