ass-mop
one who’s extremely annoying and has no social life whatsoever. one who’s extremely irritating and talentless and has a reputation for being a thot.
felicia: why you gotta be such a b-tch sometimes?
felicity: why you gotta be a milleniul -ss mop?
1. to scoot ones -ss across a surface.
2. the action of a dog scooting its derrier across the floor, potentially leaving a foul smell and sometimes a trace of god only knows.
3. a device used to clean your big aunt pearl.
4. an excessively hairy -ss that could be re-named bob marley
1,2. that dog just -ss-mopped my carpet!
3. go and -ss-mop your aunt pearl, jimmy!
4. susie: “so how was last night with that frat hottie?”
daisy sue: “well, i woke up, turned my head and saw the biggest -ss-mop of my life!”
susie: “you shoulda busted out those scissors daisy sue!”
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