Ass Muffin
the smell that exists when a bunch of teenage boys sleep and eat in the same room for over 24 hours without showering. if you experience the -ss m-ffin smell you are advised to internally combust, because your life is over.
zomg that hax! he unleashed a nasty -ss m-ffin smell!
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is a polite way to say -sshole
paul is an -ssm-ffin
a small creature that crawls into your -n-l cavity and proceeds to create m-ffins at his leisure. mind you, these are no ordinary m-ffins. once created, there is only one way for the m-ffins to exit your rear.
d-mn that -ssm-ffin made m-ffins in my -ss.
someone who has no b–bs but a huge -ss
guy 1: do you think shes hot?
guy 2: uhh, she gotta donk i guess.
guy 3: yeah she’s a total -ssm-ffin.
the act of stuffing one or many m-ffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy m-ss. upon sitting, you take the m-ffin m-ss, ball it up and eat it.
dude, you really need to get a taste of chris’s -ss m-ffin, it’s to die for!
a term of endearment. a term an -ss master may call someone they consider a friend.
my little -ss m-ffin is home.
dry pieces of sh-t that acc-mulate on or around your sheets, comforter, or even boxer briefs
d-mn, i need to start wiping better, i had -ss m-ffins all over the place!
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