ass nazi
a small goblin-like animal with a hitler mustache that resides inside a person’s -ss. at night, -ss n-z-s leave their dwellings and venture outside to steal your underpants. see also: “underpants gnomes”.
person 1: “my -ss itches.”
person 2: “maybe you have -ss n-z-s.”
person 1: “yeah, i guess i’ll have to eat some baked beans to flush ’em outta there.”
person 2: “good idea.”
the art of being an -ss n-z- is when someone is so up oneself’s own -ss, there is no fun to be had and extermination of small races can be found. one that has been called -ss n-z- should be attacked in their sleep and a fake moustache be drawn on their face and when the person speaks, everone else must reply ‘heil hitler’
alan- man adam’s head is like 12 miles up his -ss
adam- heil hitler!
alan- -ss n-z-
1) n. an individual who is afraid or threatened by gay males. this term can be applied to both men and women.
1) john is an -ss n-z-, he was so nervous when susans gay friend showed up.
a group of people who knee people violently in the -ss
d-mn! jane and her friends are -ss n-z-s!
all socialist parties of the -ss trying to take over all regions of -ssdom. they are strict and cannot tolerate anything but -ssness.
wow, those admins on #da-help are sure -ssn-z-s!
a sharp knife or knives
tas ir loti -ss n-z-s
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a game that can be played by looking at a close-up picture of an -ss or an elbow, then guessing which one it is hey marc, -ss or elbow? …-ss? …no elbow. ahh man d-mn it.
- assportunity
a chance to have s-x (get some -ss) guy #1 – “lets get out of here and hit up another bar” guy #2 – “we can’t leave yet i think i have an -ssportunity with that chick”
- Assquitoes
n. mosquitoes which bite you on the -ss, or around the bend. “why are you walking like that?” “g-dd-mn -ssquitoes were biting last night”
- ass radar
an uncanny sense of just whose -ss you need to kiss to get ahead. as i watched from across the room her ears perked, her eyes scouting the room while her head bobbed like a bleep on a screen….her -ss radar was telling her just where she needed to plant her lips.
- Ass Stomper
a gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your -sshole. this act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim. i had taco bell last night and had the -ss stomper of my life. i thought i ripped my -sshole.