ass or elbow
a game that can be played by looking at a close-up picture of an -ss or an elbow, then guessing which one it is
hey marc, -ss or elbow? …-ss? …no elbow. ahh man d-mn it.
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- assportunity
a chance to have s-x (get some -ss) guy #1 – “lets get out of here and hit up another bar” guy #2 – “we can’t leave yet i think i have an -ssportunity with that chick”
- Assquitoes
n. mosquitoes which bite you on the -ss, or around the bend. “why are you walking like that?” “g-dd-mn -ssquitoes were biting last night”
- ass radar
an uncanny sense of just whose -ss you need to kiss to get ahead. as i watched from across the room her ears perked, her eyes scouting the room while her head bobbed like a bleep on a screen….her -ss radar was telling her just where she needed to plant her lips.
- Ass Stomper
a gigantic, sometimes painful fart that explodes out of your -sshole. this act will often be performed in the face of an unsuspecting victim. i had taco bell last night and had the -ss stomper of my life. i thought i ripped my -sshole.
- ass tortilla
the art of waking up after sleeping off a long night or day of b-lls deep consensual s-x and then spreading your ladys -ss cheeks wide and tongue f-cking and sucking her -sshole. me and my girl f-cked for hours. we finally p-ssed out and slept for who knows how long. when i woke up, […]