Ass Pattied


to get “-ss pattied” refers to a person who is heavily itoxicated
craig: “let’s get -ss pattied tonight, i dont want to remember a thing”.
ricky: “yeah bro! if we are really looking to get -ss pattied i have a handle of everclear that we can pregame with”
f-cked up drunk turnt black out wasted hammered

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