ass patting
the act of re–ssuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.
example 1:
guy1: this project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! this isn’t going to work.
guy2: what the h-ll is with that guy?
guy3: don’t worry, he just needs some -ss patting, i’ll buy him lunch later.
example 2:
employee: how come you never make any time for me?
boss: ok sorry whatsup?
employee: my office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
boss (in thought): -man i’m so sick of this guy needing so much -ss patting. i can’t wait till we downsize him.-
boss: i’ll take care of that, keep up the good work!
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