ass pearls
a small willnott on one’s -ss, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.
oh man that guy smells like cr-p, he’s probably got -ss pearls.
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a small willnott on one’s -ss, that has not been washed for a while;ie a vagrant. over time the ball mutates like sand in an oyster, into a brown pearl, looking like a glosette peanut.
oh man that guy smells like cr-p, he’s probably got -ss pearls.
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