ass picker


one who picks their own -ss or anothers, jessie jackson sticking his -ss picking nose where it don’t belong.
stinking with finger stuck in it a r-ct-m is an -ss picker
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a person who goes 2 the restroom 2 make peanut b-tter n does not wipe his or her -ss completely, allowing 4 peanut b-tter dingle berry’s 2 form.
when naveed’s -ss itches he picks at it making him an -ss picker
person who picks their -ss or someone elses.
a very thinly rolled marijuana joint.
“yo dude… you think you put enough weed in that -ss picker you rolled?”

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