ass pillager
one who engages in -n-l s-x. generally used to describe h-m-s-xual s-x where one partner sticks his p-n-s deep into the other’s r-ct-m as if looking for pirate treasure. also see -ss pirate.
i know he’s an -ss pillager, but he has a good eye for the straight guy!.
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one who digs for burried treasure by inserting his p-n-s inside his partners -n-s and prodding around albert was the most notorious -ss pirate in the city, all h-m-s-xuals came to him for advice. 43 more definitions add your own 1. one who commandeers -ss. 2. a general insult implying the insultee is gay. “arrrghh! […]
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the watery sh-t mark my pug leaves on the couch when he drains his stinky -ss glands. d-mn, borg is having -ss problems again, bring me something to clean this sh-t up with – and some febreze – this sh-t stinks!
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a girl with a huge stinky -sshole d-mn bertha a huge -ss sk-nk!
- ass-steak
a poor cut of beef from the rear of the cow, like sirloin or round, typically found at very affordable prices. usually needs marinade or heavy seasoning to be pleasant to eat. i sent my wife with a twenty to get some t-bone steak at the grocery store, but she came back with -ss-steak.
- ass-wine
the fluid that leaks from ones’ -ss causing both discomfort and staining of the underpants. i had to change my underpants twice yesterday due to the higher than average amount of -ss-wine i was leaking all over them. also: i was in discomfort. 1 more definition add your own wine that is made by the […]