Ass Pilot


1. one who controls the -ss during -n-l s-x. typically used in reference to gay males. “pilot” implies that this is a master of -n-l s-x.
2. a person that is tailgating you on the freeway.
(first definition)
come over here and f-ck me in the -ss you -ss pilot.

(second definition)
-looking in rearview mirror-
get off my -ss you f-cking -ss pilot!!!
one who navigates the -n-l c-n-l: a sodomist. “-sspilot” likens the sodomist to a maritime pilot familiar with local and dangerous waters; ports would retain pilots to go aboard foreign mercantile ships and to safely navigate them to dock or to an anchorage.
“is he an -sspilot?”
“he’s gay, if that’s what you’re really asking.”

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