Ass Poacher


n. one, who in reference to the person, has been accused of poaching on another person’s -ss. this can involve unwanted booty slaps or even just looking at another girl’s -ss while in presence of a girlfriend. -ss poaching is not, however, unis-xual. a woman can be an -ss poacher, as well as the -ss poached.

also: -ss poached, -ss poaching, “poached -ss”, -ss poachery
i can’t believe wanda set me up on a blind date with such a flagrant -ss poacher!!!

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