ass poet
someone who expresses his feelings with a fart.
wife: “how was your day?”
-ss poet: pffffrrrrfpffpffrrrffrrffffffppfpf
wife: “i see.”
someone who writes poetry devoted to -ss
-what’s up -ss poet?
-i have to write some poetry about -ss.
-what do you have so far?
-the young l-ss had quite an -ss.
-not bad.
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