Ass Pony
a derogatory term used to describe ones actions. specifically, used to describe someone who has done something stupid, is being annoying, or someone you just don’t like. this term is often used as a close second to calling someone a d-ld- or r-t-rd.
“hey brian stop being such an -ss pony”
or, “brian you are really being an -ss pony right now” or, brian get the f-ck away from me i don’t -ssociate myself with -ss pony’s”
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to describe something as really fantastic and fun.
i haven’t had that much fun in a long time! that party was totally -sspony!
jerk, -sshole, or being rude
don’t be an -ss pony!
a derogatory term. -sspony is used to describe people you hate.
you stole my crack! therefore; you are an -sspony!!
much like being a smart -ss, but in a more light-hearted manner; the action of stating the obvious for the (laughter) benefit of everyone except the person the statement is being addressed to.
wife: “why won’t the car start?”
husband: “i don’t know. did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?”
wife: “yes… -ss pony.”
during gay s-x, the guy who takes it in the -ss.
john is taking it this time, -ss pony!!
a driver who tailgates other drivers.
driver with little patience, subscribing to the belief that being 1 foot behind the person in front of them will make traffic move faster on the freeway.
commuter of the 91 freeway in southern californa who typically commute two hours each way to work to take advantage of cheap housing and to live near white trash relatives.
nascar fans who practice drafting on fellow commuters often in an suv or a raised white trash looking truck
that chick is an -ss pony.
that -ss pony is going to kill somebody.
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a m-ssive -ss that seems detached from the rest of the body and could easily be used as a table. her -ss shelf was so big you could use it to host a wedding reception. 2 more definitions add your own part of a woman’s body just below the small of the back that curves […]
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an aussie male who dedicates his life to b-ttf-cking wallaby bill and innocent squirrels on his sad-ss -sstralian squirrel farm. maybe one day he may decide upon f-cking a kangaroo or a koala. you f-cking r-t-rd! why the f-cking f-ck are you f-cking that innocent squirrel and giving that wallaby bill a pearl necklace. you […]
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