ass post
posting to the internet, usually facebook, with your -ss while your phone is in your pocket. this results in one or multiple posts of random and often repeated characters.
julia: it wasn’t your fault i got fat.
julia:++++++++++++++988+/////
julia:++9988
julia://///+-
jay: did you just -ss post?
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one who licks/bites/eats a bit of -ss. a lesser form of -ss muncher. johnny is an -ss muncher, but johnny’s sister is an -ss snacker.
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when someone sh-gs you in the -ss so fast that you spray 8 pounds of sh-t in their face and mouth i got sh-gged in the -ss so fast i did an -ss sprayer. then my boyfriend made me lick all the sh-t off of him and eat it.
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masturbation restricted to the -ss region. usually performed by placing d-ld-s, b-ttplugs, fingers, toothbrushes, or whatever else may be handy into the -n-l cavity. lube is optional but highly recommended. suzy had never considered -ssturbation until she overheard julie talking to maria about shoving a 9 inch vibrator up her -ss while fantasizing about tom […]
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it is the lint that gets caught in the hair of your -ss, when pulled you rip out hair as well, making it a clump of twine. after a long sweaty day, lint builds up in the -sscrack, when picked -sshair comes out with the lint making it -ss twine. 2.can also be used to […]