ass queef


release of air during -n-l s-x
mr. bailey -ss queefed while his hairy boy friend -ss rammed him.
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the expulsion of air from a r-ct-m after -n-l s-x.
an -ssqueef occurs when an object, usually a p-n-s, creates a vacuum of air inside the r-ct-m, and continues building up pressure, until audible release is inevitable. note that an -ssqueef is not a fart.
jerome coughed loudly to drown out his -ssqueef as sam pulled out.
when a girl tries to blame a fart during s-x as a queef usually to no avail because of the smell
what was that
just a queef keep going
since when have your queefs smelt like -ss and m-ffins i’m calling -ss queef! (leave room)
awww i wasnt finished. where’s that carrot
pretty much, just another word for a fart. if you want to be more immature about it, just use the word -ss queef.
fu-king a! why did you have to fuggin release your -ss queef right in my face! fu-k!

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