ass-rocket drunk
when one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one’s b-tt cheeks and fire it off.
“what ho, stout yeoman? might i infer by thine countenance that thou hast been tempted by the drink?”
“verily! in celebrating somewhat belatedly her royal highness’ golden jubilee, my compatriots and i didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following reproach of a fine and honest gentlewoman: ‘ye g-ds, you vagabonds, but you have become -ss-rocket drunk!'”
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